What the frickin' heck?!

So I just woke up from the craziest dream I've ever had.

It started out with me at this new church about to lead worship. Just the normal people were there, not many, but the people trying to help start the church. So, I start a song, and for some reason the bassist starts playing the same chords but singing a completely different song. I start over again, and somebody starts playing a song through the sound system. So then like 15 people come in while I'm yelling at everybody to get their act together. A few minutes go by, I can't remember what was happening but it was chaos pretty much. Then one of the kids that just came in gets a hold of the computer and puts up a video of a naked chick on the projector screen.

So now I'm like... about to explode, I start screaming at the top of my lungs at these people. There was a bunch more stuff that happened but it's escaping me, but I do remember the last part that pissed me off to the point of waking up in a panic. So now I'm trying to go around and apologize the the new families that came in and say everything will change next week etc. and all the sudden someone spits on me, not like in a accident spit when you say your s's too sloppily, but a full out loogie hacked right on my chest. I look up and its my dad and mom, apparently it was my dad trying to get my attention. He acted like it was a completely normal greeting.

That's when I woke up. Now I need to go do something to get that crap off my mind.